OH, boy ladies, are you gonna love this one!! I told ya'll about my calendar yesterday. Well, today it says "The Bible describes a woman whose husband and children bless and praise her. Among her noble attributes are these: "She opens her mouth in wisdom, and the teaching of kindness is on her tongue. " (Proverbs 31:26)
Listen to how my wisdom went this morning!!
Austin says "Mom, you look funny with no shirt and a bra on. (As I stand in the kitchen ironing my shirt -- by the way, I had pants on!!) Is your bra too tight? It kinda looks like a line of fat coming out of it, maybe we can fix it if it's too tight. (It hooks in the front, no way to loosen it up, by the way) Mom, what are bras for anyway?"
WHAT????!!!!????!!!!???? Ok, I think maybe I could have answered how babies got here better than that! At least that's something I've thought about an explanation for.
Ok, are you ready ---- Here's my wisdom for today!
Bras are to keep people from seeing you in case your shirt comes up! Oh, yes, there's lots of other reasons, but do you really want to go there before breakfast??
Today is the day the Lord has made, Let us rejoice and be glad in it!! And laugh our heads off!!
Love Ya'll!!
.jpg)
Pastor Appreciation
16 years ago
2 comments:
That was an awesome comeback to Austins question. You never know what you will be asked.
To funny,
Cathey
Thanks, they can sure put you on the spot!! I did knew I did ok with the kindness part, but I definately think the wisdom was lacking!!
Missed ya last night!
Post a Comment